Gossip Girl Recap

What a week it was for the over privileged Upper East Siders on Gossip Girl.

- After finally getting in touch with the adoptive parents of the son Lily gave up, Lily and Rufus are conned into believing that he is dead. Really Rufus? You believed that fake newspaper clipping? I knew what was going on the second that creep walked up to the table. Will we ever get to see this mystery bastard child? Something tells me he'll pop up eventually.

- Uncle Jack makes poor Chuck Bass look bad in front of the board of Bass Industries. Poor little rich boy, better wise up before you lose your fortune. Something tells me Jack won't be around long, which would be delightful as I find him entirely too creepy.

- The Means Girls put a hit out on poor Dan Humphrey, our favorite reject from Brooklyn. S finally finds out that they're semi-related, yet still wants to hit it? The Upper East Side is the new South. I think you're taking the term "brotherly love" a touch too far S.

-Eric and Little J get in a spat but quickly make up after finding out that, they too, are family.

- Nate is back. Where were you Mr.Archibald? We missed your pretty face.

- V is back....but, WHY? Please, write her off of the show already.

- Could it be that Blair is REALLY done trying to fix up her bad boy Chuck? Oh B, smack him and set him straight.

Questions

Has anyone ever stopped to wonder just HOW Rufus can afford to send Lonely Boy and Little J to their precious private schools? He never works!

When is Chuck going to find out that Blair hooked up with his pervy Uncle?

Are Dan and Serena going to stick it out despite the fact that they share a sibling and Rufus and Lily are getting back together? Ew.

Guess we'll find out.

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