I go to the same Starbucks every day. Though I no longer drink coffee, I still enjoy a hot drink and the wonderful people that work there. This Starbucks is my turf, the people inside are like family and friends(yes, I really go there that much). I included these people in my Thank You notes in the EP I recorded with The Soundtrack, THAT is how much they are a part of my daily routine. Nearly everyone knows my name and my drink, and they know that it's very rare that I will ever change anything other than what size I want.
I'm a big fan of being able to walk in, grab my drink and go. Usually, this is possible. Sometimes, however, there are people that feel the need to fuck up my perfect routine. They stand in line, not knowing what the hell they want, but refuse to let you go first. They stand at the register and ask questions on what's what and why is Tall really Small and BLAH BLAH. My favorite is when they can't pronounce the word "Macchiato", or when they ask what espresso is. Listen asshole, if you don't know the difference between a latte and a cappuccino, you've got no business holding up the line. Go to Dunkin Donuts or McDonald's and grab a cup of "coffee", because there are a lot less options on those boards for you to waste time debating over.
I worked as a barista for many years, so I know firsthand that the person working behind the counter likely hates you when you do any of the following:
-You know the store is packed yet you order a ridiculously huge order
-You make the barista re-make all of your drinks before you barely even take a sip
-You make the barista re-make all of your drinks when it's super fucking busy
-You don't know what you want
-You don't pick up your drink when it's called and then complain
-You bitch over a tiny mistake
-You are obnoxious or rude
-You are a bitch
-You throw a fucking fit when someone gets their drink before you
Listen, don't piss off your barista, especially if you plan on coming in again. They will remember you, and your drink will NEVER be top notch. In fact, when people used to piss me off, I purposely gave them decaf.
Most of the time, the people behind that counter work very hard to make you something wonderful, so don't be rude. And don't be rude to the customers that already know what they want. If you're going to take forever, just let other people go before you.
Oh yeah, and leave your screaming children at home. Sure, they serve kid friendly drinks, but it's NOT a playground. Those of us that go there for the atmosphere don't appreciate you ruining our five dollar cup of whatever with your annoying little children. If it were up to me, they wouldn't be allowed.
Think about this the next time you go to Starbucks, because if you are one of "those people", you need to fucking fix that. You annoy me to no end and I would gladly punch you if I could.
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